So a man in a frog suit walks into a bar...

[Neurofeces]

Aaagh. I knew I was supposed to be doing something when i'm looking up perverted fanfiction... *mutter*

The sad thing is, when you said 'trick' I thought "like juggling?"
So apparently in my head instead of having evil sexual connotations, this stuff is equated with picking up the mysteries of juggling. *snort*

Being from where I am, this is where I look at you and ask, "What's a basement?"
(Because seriously, we're about four feet above sea level, and on solid limestone. No basement and no attic on my house. One story, too, because of Hurricane stuff...)
As the person who has six bookshelves in her room, though, I understand this totally...

I can't LIST all the fonts I've downloaded. *evil cackle* The one I seem to make a lot of icon use of, though, is the "dynamoinverse" font. Which is the one on Hizzu-kun's icon over yonder. *points with a thumb*

[Cal]

haha, but perverted fanfiction is wonderful...if well written.

I think it's more amazing when things that are meant sexually are taken as non-sexual, rather than the other way around. Sadly, I'm not capable of that. D:

We're under sea level but there's no water around here so it's not a big deal. And unless we go back to the time where we were underwater and the only kind of dinosaur in the region was at least 14+ feet underwater or a shark...basements will continue to exist. Also, we have tornadoes. Which leads to head-ramblings about whether or not dinosaurs experienced tornadoes. Damnit. xD Anyway, I only have three bookshelves in my room - overflowing and overcrowded - but a good portion of my books are in boxes in storage AND I have a bookshelf downstairs. But it's tiny and all the books on it came with the bookshelf. It's some amazing collection I insisted I get inherited from my great grandmother. ;D

That, and my desk has three shelves...and it's also in my room. Two of them are used with books - in fact, one is for all my Japanese manga, including Spiral.

I noticed you seemed to like that font a lot! I don't really have any desire to play around with fonts, beyond Melnics. A sad part of me wants to learn that language, too. If Spiral had its own language and writing system, I'm sure I'd want to learn that too.

Coming from someone who had a brother who likes to go around speaking random Al Bhed...

[Neurofeces]

Sadly, most perverted fanfiction is POORLY written--which in my book means it spends more time describing what euphemism for anatomical bits goes where with that squeaking noise or shout of someone's name, than it does actually getting down character relationships, or at LEAST some decent foreplay.
Perverted fanfiction usually just makes me annoyed. (there are occasional exceptions.)
I'm a tough critic for literary purposes. Astoundingly tough, apprently. (Fortunately, I'm equally tough on my own stuff.)

Ah, well, I stills eem to be capable of turning on or off my perversity. Must come from learning it later on in life. Like acquiring a foreign language...

Unfortunately, I hear the word "tornadoes" and my brain starts singing Tori Amos songs. (Dammit, Aza-pon-pon!) You MIGHT have as many books as I do from teh sounds of things. Some of my bookshelves are pretty small... They've got to fit in my enclosed-bed-room-thing-which-is-really-difficult-to-explain-to-normal-people-for-some-odd-reason...

(Uh...I like small, enclosed spaces. So much so that I moved into a toybox in my closet for most of a summer. okayI'mseriouslyafreak. My dad, being the guy who hangs computer parts from his ceiling, took this in stride and constructed something like an enclosed bunk-bed, with doors, a fan, its own lighting and electrical system, and a bed. I spend insane amounts of time in this little space. I usually refer to it as 'the box'. I have crammed two bookshelves by my bedside for nighttime reference so I don't wake my sister. Spiral's not in them yet, because I have to move around stuff for the expanding collection. I probably start tomorrow since it'll be "summer" for me. *sigh* >_>)

I DO like that font alot. There IS one called "iris" though which I used for some Ayumu icons, mixed WITH dynamoinverse font. (I also have two types of deathnote font. Beacuse I'm weird. And Halo font. And Starcraft font. *fails at life*)
I used to know how to speak starwars languages, but I generally don't any more. *cough* People seemed to think it was weird. Can you imagine? Kids today...

I am so far out of normal that you all appear to be tiny ants on the distant shores of normalcy. Having weird (and loving) parents tends to encourage this. (especially if these parents like to stretch your brain when you're young...)

[Cal]

You've reminded me that I need to listen to those Tori Amos songs...xD

I prefer the foreplay and character interactions - though I admit to writing trash too. Trash I prefer not to share or pretend is serious writing. I call it practice. I think most people can make a good inference about what is actually going on - there's only so many times you can say "hot rod" going through the "tunnel" - and when it is said like that, it looses all credibility to charge any emotional feelings through the reader or the characters. I can imagine characters looking up at their reader and saying, "Excuse me? I'm not sure I want to fit a car up my ass, thank you very much." The only problem I actually have is trying to write orgasms - I've had barely any compared to the opportunities where I could have, and then you're in such sweet bliss that it isn't worth stopping to think, "Okay, so I need to think of how to describe how this feels so I can write in a sex scene later on" - and it leaves rather quickly. ;-; Though I imagine it differs by person to person anyway.

I'm actually tougher on my own stuff than others - unless it's really so bad I can't read it, and then I just walk away, without leaving comment.

I like small enclosed spaces and wide open ones the next. I once divided my room in half with the use of my desk and two storage units that I drapped blankets over the backs so you couldn't peer through them to the other side. Then I held the blankets down with boxes at the top.

I don't have room to pull anything like that off anymore, though. I have a huge bed now, and that was back when I didn't have three bookshelves. The floor is also crooked, and heavy storage units can hold themselves down well enough, but the bookshelves lean.

That's a lot of fonts. I'm curious what "iris" looks like.
Learning fictional languages is pretty fun. I need to worry more about learning Korean, then German, then Japanese, though. Before I go trying to learn Melnics. xD

[Chibi Mog]

SKUNKY-PON! *Ubber glomp* Well, here I am. To stalk you play with all the Spiral fans. >.>

[Neurofeces]

I noticed, I noticed, I noticed, dear! ^_^
Where'd you get the great Douwata banner, hmm?

[Chibi Mog]

The banner I had before I switched for Mello and Matt talking about nuts with no chocolate? Awesome fanart I found on photobucket and edited of course.